Thesis 1- Crocodiles are majestic, powerful, and amazing creatures.
Just by looking at crocodiles you can tell that they are built to be
predators. Their body was engineered to
move stealthily through the marshes, swamps, rivers, and lakes undetected and
fast. They appear to be built out of
solid muscle and their skin looks like a suit of armor. They are the closest things to dinosaurs that
still exist on earth today and it is obvious why. With all of their teeth they are definitely
at the top of the food chain. Their tail
appears to be extremely strong and powerful to help them move fast through the
water to attack prey and escape any threat to them.
Thesis 2- Crocodiles are ridiculous looking, silly, and lame creatures.
Crocodiles are the least proportionally built creatures on earth. They have a nose that is too long for their
head size, feet that are too short for their body, a tail that is as long as
them, and they have huge gaps in their teeth.
Their skin is scaly and hard on the top, and smooth and thin on the
bottom, which is completely backwards from they way it should be. With their short legs they should have the
tough skin on their bottom side where it must be dragging on the ground all the
time. They look like dinosaurs that are
too dumb to go extinct.
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