Thesis 1- Crocodiles are majestic, powerful, and amazing creatures.

Just by looking at crocodiles you can tell that they are built to be predators.   Their body was engineered to move stealthily through the marshes, swamps, rivers, and lakes undetected and fast.  They appear to be built out of solid muscle and their skin looks like a suit of armor.  They are the closest things to dinosaurs that still exist on earth today and it is obvious why.   With all of their teeth they are definitely at the top of the food chain.  Their tail appears to be extremely strong and powerful to help them move fast through the water to attack prey and escape any threat to them. 

Thesis 2- Crocodiles are ridiculous looking, silly, and lame creatures.

Crocodiles are the least proportionally built creatures on earth.  They have a nose that is too long for their head size, feet that are too short for their body, a tail that is as long as them, and they have huge gaps in their teeth.  Their skin is scaly and hard on the top, and smooth and thin on the bottom, which is completely backwards from they way it should be.  With their short legs they should have the tough skin on their bottom side where it must be dragging on the ground all the time.  They look like dinosaurs that are too dumb to go extinct.