Does it Suck

Does it Suck

Elephants don’t suck.  They represent the republican party of our government.

Obama sucks.  He is a socialist and a manipulative liar, which isn’t much different from any of our presidents.

Harry Potter doesn’t suck.  The author wrote a bunch of books that were popular enough to make movies of.

Apple doesn’t suck.  They make ipods and computers that are superior to others.

Star Wars doesn’t suck.  They were movies that had special effects that were previously unheard of.

Facebook doesn’t suck. It helps people stay connected with each other no matter where they are.

McDonalds doesn’t suck.  They have a dollar menu.

Clemson University doesn’t suck.  They offer a quality education.

Lady Gaga doesn’t suck.   Its not my type of music, but some people do like it.

Justin Bieber sucks.  The kid is way to young to act like he knows everything about women.

Sudoku doesn’t suck.  Its fun to play when your on an airplane.

Avatar doesn’t suck.  It’s  got some of the best special effects that I have seen.

Xbox 360 doesn’t suck.  I don’t know how to play it but I have friends that like it.

American Idol sucks.   They give people false hopes and dreams then they crush their self esteem.

Glee may or may not suck.  I don’t know what it is.

Marlboro doesn’t suck.  They are quality cigarettes.

Guns don’t suck.  They protect our freedom and feed our families.

Abortion doesn’t suck.  People who feel like they have the right to tell other people what they can and cant do suck.

Dogs Wearing Clothes don’t suck.  Their owners who dress them up in stupid outfits sucks.